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The Knecht Effect

The Knecht Effect describes the statistical certainty that, if one has many possessions, at least one will always be in a state of disrepair. In other words -- something always needs fixing. The underlying math is simple, being based on expansion of the binomial (a + b)^n, where "a" represents the probability of something being in good working order, "b" is the probability of it needing to be fixed (note that a + b = 1.0), and "n" is the number of possessions one owns.

(named after the research psychologist, William R. Knecht (pronounced like "connect"), who first noted the phenomenon)
As I got older, I became a victim of the Knecht Effect. I owned so much stuff that at least one thing was always broken, and I was spending half my life getting stuff fixed.
by Two Hep Cats April 22, 2022
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Knacker

This word USED to mean an Irish traveler and typical scum from Ireland, nowadays it is used as a term to refer to people with a thick dublin accent, wears Burberry, Adidas, Nike, Reebok and other typical sports clothing.

It has become VERY common with youths and the thing is is that older adults still feel it means the same as what it used to. Well, it doesn't.

This word has become as popular as the english term chav, which would probably be a better choice to search for what a knacker means.
That girl is such a knacker, she keeps saying "Howya" and has an Adidas jumper on :O
by CathalRyan October 22, 2010
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knack

a 'negative' talent.... or 'talent' meant sarcastically.
I'm good at getting into trouble... I've got a knack for it!

Joey is good a picking up girls.... he's got a knack for it!
by bazooka-jo October 7, 2016
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you knock

“You knock” is slang for you a dumbass or stupid ass person. It’s used in Stockton California on the west side.
“Is it time to go?” ,“Omg yeah you knock” or “how do you spell expert?” ,”lol your a knock e,x,p,e,r,t”
by issalesloca February 22, 2019
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knackered

Tired and exhausted. Completely spent and thus, useless.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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knick knack

a short by Pixar shown at the beginning of Finding Nemo which includes a bunch of souvenirs; mainly surrounds around a snowman in a snowglobe trying to meet the Sunny Miami girl, who waves at him; his snowglobe only keeps himself from meeting her, so he tries to find a way out.

The excellent music done in the background was by Bobby McFerrin, the artist of the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
I watched Knick-Knack before finding Nemo came on.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003
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knock back

The act of some one attempting to pull you but your not interested and you give them the finger
Girl :Hey your really nice, you wanna go for a drink some time?
Boy :Err sorry not interested.
by Nick July 9, 2004
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