kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 29, 2018

side kitten

When you are in an e-relationship, and have a discord side kitten.
like a side chick, but better.

“Jackson has 2 side kittens, this is crazy lore!”

by muush_ January 18, 2022

Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

Rippin' Kitten

A badass girl who is the definition of cool

Whoa that chick is one Rippin' Kitten

by 1883 December 31, 2011

kitten fish

When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.

by blooisblooisbloo April 3, 2020

fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

by nlbs September 2, 2020

Tawny Kitten

a playful lady with a much younger fella...a feline, not a cougar

Jack’s girlfriend has a 17 year old daughter...cougar? Nope...she’s a Tawny Kitten.

by jennyann September 28, 2010