On a date kinda nervous

A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.

Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can

Caption it On a date kinda nervous !

by smileykylie2001 June 15, 2018

Muffin King

The king of all muffins, very deadly

"oh god! 125,120,861 people where killed last year by the Muffin King!"

by Legatox June 12, 2008

Instagram King

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.

Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.

Instagram King Taehyung creates record and breaks his own record each day.

by kpop crunch July 12, 2021

king

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as queens.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.
B: Hang in there, king. It'll get better.

by Cheesy on my Peeny February 18, 2020

Kinnie

Being a kinnie is like being a kin just a popularised nickname (I.e being a Bakugou kinnie)

1: I am such a junko kinnie

2: omg me too!

1: I am her and she is me, I basically have her memories

by snowthesaltqueen August 20, 2019

king crab blumpkin

the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.

the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.

joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?

mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.

by me@tspin February 26, 2009

hand kink

hand kink is when a person is attracted to someones hand

john loves audreys hand, so he has a hand kink

by sexbot321 January 29, 2021