The Idiot Kick is a phase in a relationship that happens three to six months in. The term first coined by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in Chasing Amy refers to what you'd be to actually leave someone at this point. The Idiot Kick as it stands is the time in a relationship when you begin feeling trapped subconscious or up front---It usually is subconscious and the point in a relationship where any small action your significant other does which is cute or you can put up with ends up driving you off the wall, it will haunt your every thought, and maybe your dreams. Any time you see the exit sign you'll want more than anything to just bolt like a convict escaping jail.
Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
An example of The Idiot Kick is:
Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."
In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."
Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."
In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."
Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
by JohnsonThePerson May 25, 2013
Get the The Idiot Kickmug. short for "buffalo kick".
a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acting out of line.
a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acting out of line.
by walkingblind November 14, 2005
Get the buff kickmug. Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?
Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese
Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese
by Hantp November 7, 2019
Get the Kicking Geesemug. Belonging to an Irish style of running; To accelerate from 5th gear to newly defined speed to limited to mechanics.
Person 1: ‘Surprised you made it to the show on time, you were running so late’
Person 2: ‘I know! But pulled a Mageean Kick and made the train with minutes to spare’
Person 2: ‘I know! But pulled a Mageean Kick and made the train with minutes to spare’
by Dyloquan May 15, 2019
Get the Mageean Kickmug. by boomin4:20 April 20, 2021
Get the kick wordmug. A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
Get the Free kickmug. A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015
Get the hurricane kickmug.