Kentucky Plug

When you slap a .50 cal sized loaf into a broad, then you slam your thumb up her cooter to make sure none of the demon seeds escape.

I fucked Karen last night; I gave her the good ole fashion Kentucky Plug. I’m more than likely going to be a dad now.

by Buster Posey Wide Open May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.

"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."

by Techpriest May 20, 2021

Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

Kentucky Schools

Another way of saying kys (kill yourself)

"ugh, I hate Joe," Joe's mother.
"Kentucky Schools," Joe.

by isonkey January 30, 2022

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!

by westtd October 3, 2022

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

Kentucky Chutney

The substance that can be found on a drumstick after you pull it out of your sibling’s asshole once you have coomed in it.

After a night of drinking and impregnating their sister, Squirrel spilled the gravy while his brother Braxton gave him the Kentucky Chutney in their single-wide.

by Herpderpity March 17, 2023