Jude

Jude is an amazing girl, and an even better best friend. On top of that, she is also one of the prettiest people in the world. She may seem insecure, because she most likely is. (she shouldn't be though, she looks like the best parts of Salma Hayek, Gigi Hadid, and Mila Kunis combined). She always checks in on people and will put up with you, even if you act like a complete fool and embarrass her. If you ever get the chance to become friends with a Jude, take it. Latch onto her and never let her go. Remember, even though she will put up with all of your shenanigans, she deserves to be treated like the queen she is. If you sing "Hey Jude" to her, she will kick you. If you hurt a Jude, she will most likely "forgive you" and say it's ok, but your relationship will never be the same. She also has a weird obsession with biting people, especially her bestie, so beware. I mean, I guess it's fair considering she stands by you through thick and thin. Oh and one more thing, IF YOU EVER MEET A JUDE, LOVE AND CHERISH HER BECAUSE SHE IS A GIFT SENT FROM ABOVE!!! :)

Chad - "Yo, Who's the hottie?"
Jude's Bestie - "That hottie is Jude. She has a name. She is amazing and if you objectify her like that again,Ii will stomp on your balls Chad."

by Maggs.gm April 4, 2021

Jude

Jude, the best person in the entire world, she is caring and super funny and always finds a way to make your day the best, and not to mention she is the coolest!

Dude I have Jude in my class I’m so lucky

I really wish people knew how cool Jude was

by TacomaCrew November 4, 2019

Jude Law

Real name: David Law}

hello i'm Jude Law, also known as David Law

by bell January 1, 2005

Judie

A very hot Grandma who I have lusted after for years.

Grandma Judie is hawt.

by G.D.M January 24, 2012

Juden sweinhunt

Classic German phrase to get jews alerted. Wherever there is jews allowed there is poverty and chaos.

"Juden sweinhunt" bring me my sandals.

or in Hitlers germany they could say.

This "juden sweinhunt" was productive after all (said by soldiers LOL sharing gold and jewlery in the camps).

That "juden sweinhunt" screwed the society for years but due to greed his in my backyard, 6 feet under that is.

by Adolf Wong Hitler March 8, 2009

jude

a dark skinned mothafucka who has a really deep voice. He is pretty smart but acts like a jit to impress his friends.

dude: where's jude bruh??
dude 2: ion man i told him that he can't be running off like that
jude: DUDE, I'M IN FRONT OF YOU, IM NOT THAT DARK

by thatcutenigger June 12, 2018

jude

a variation of dude

''what are your plans for today, jude?''

by XxRealNameHiddenxX November 5, 2020