jordan

the hottest girl everrrr!!!!! best sex everrr

dam jordan

by hotdude1313131313 October 21, 2009

Jordans

basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball

ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys

by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

jordan

A fucking idiot that no one likes.

Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me

by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020

jordan

jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.

ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know

you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.

by yeet to the gucci vault July 10, 2020

jordan

a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.

“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”

by ezisjaded February 17, 2021

jordans

shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.

Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...

by elaine!!!! April 13, 2008

a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

by Davechan January 22, 2021