a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi
"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
by maximussy April 28, 2021
Get the jordanmug. 
Get the jordanmug. Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020
Get the jordanmug. by ezisjaded February 17, 2021
Get the jordanmug. jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.
ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know
you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.
you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.
by yeet to the gucci vault July 10, 2020
Get the jordanmug. ex:
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016
Get the Jordansmug. shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
by elaine!!!! April 13, 2008
Get the jordansmug.