what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons
by weewoman March 31, 2008
Get the Jonathan mug.Jonathan Smith is the drummer of Days Difference and brother to lead singer, Jeremy Smith. Jon studied Business at Christopher Newport University but then later dropped out. He loves to read and listen to music. Overall, he's AMAZING.
by Emiliana Munday December 21, 2010
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A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.
Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!
Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.
Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
What an asshat.
Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.
Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
What an asshat.
by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006
Get the the amazing jonathan mug.The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.
What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.
by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008
Get the Jonathan Bassrider mug.The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af
Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018
Get the Jonathan mug.A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.
1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
by hustla July 30, 2008
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