jon olav

A nobody Jon Olav is not like anyone else he is just a nobody.

Dude who the fuck are you are you a Jon olav ?

by Jk trump April 4, 2018

Jon G Boi

Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.

Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh

by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018

Jon O

A coward who lies about eveything and anything . They also have people take test for them usually at the college level . They will bet on eveything but never bet !

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Jon o what color is the grass?
“The grass is blue”

by MarkieMoe December 11, 2018

jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 19, 2019

Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019

jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed

hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019