text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

by DrZoo July 19, 2011

text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

Lone Text

(noun) 1. A text message that you have to send to someone after already sending out a mass text.
2. An individual text sent out due to the sender completely forgetting about inviting someone.
3. The "after-thought" text.

"I texted everyone for the party. Crap, I forgot about Bob. I'll have to send him a lone text."

"Did you include everyone in that mass text?" - Jill
"Everyone except Bob, so I had to send him a lone text" - Cool Guy

by Mass Texter November 10, 2010

Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.

Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !

by Leostarlight February 25, 2019

Text Juggling

The act of texting 3-4 people all at once. It gets really complicated, especially in group chats.

“My side chicks are blowing up my phone, this is why I’m a pro at Text Juggling”

by Senpai Fried Chicken October 22, 2017

Texting Claw

When your hand gets a cramp from texting too much and turns into a claw. Could be abbreviated by the letters "TC".

Amy: Sorry I had to call, I have "texting claw" from being so textually active today.

Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.

by hickchic15 September 24, 2009

TEXT DROPPING

WHEN YOU READ SOMEONE'S TEXT OVER THEIR SHOULDER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING

I was text dropping on the guy next to me and found out he's having an affair.

by giantsgirl December 7, 2009