Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

Butt Hurt

The act of taking personal offense to a statement or incident and overreacting to or perpetuating it with more petty responses to defend your personal pride.

Dylan: You're not good at games kid. Uninstall.
Zack: SHUT UP, JERK. I'M GOING TO GO ANGRILY MASTURBATE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MEAN.
Dylan: Cool story, bro.
Zack: I HATE YOU, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I MIGHT JUST CUT MYSELF.
Dylan: Kid, you're so Butt Hurt. Go cry.

by ZackIsntEvenBlack July 8, 2012

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt

"Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!!"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018

hurted

past tense of hurt
used for the day after when the tense is still a bit confusing

'i hurted my leg'

by buttercupp November 1, 2009

Huoston

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Hurtin Ass

Someone who is down on their luck, Also Means Poor, Homely, Dirty and all around sad

Ashly you better get your Hurtin Ass on.
Man, Daleesha sure is Hurtin.
Fuck these dirty Hurtin ass hoes

by Trap Or Die November 3, 2005