HoesMade

Hoesmade:

Something Made By Hoe(s)

Such as:

Pie
Cake
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Dessert
WhatEverTheFuckMenWant

Made By:

Mother
Sister
Girlfriend
Aunt
or Combination Thereof

J.B- "Dude this Cake is Fuckin Delicious"
K.C- " I know, my mom was up all night making it"
J.B- "Hoesmade shit is the best"
K.C- "Hell Yeah

by Jhacob June 25, 2009

Lebanese hoes

Spoiled little brats that do anything for attention. They buy the most expensive stuff and act like they’re the richest if the rich. They’re all hoes.. they boys AND girls. The boys go around fucking with every girl and try to get with as many as possible. and oh, the girls. They always get their nails done and STARBUCKS and they wear the thottiest close and they’re the most thirsty people ever yet they’re flat on both sides and they act like they’re the best when everyone hates them

Person 1: Did u see that new Lebanese girl?
Person 2: Aya bazzi? 🤢
Person 1: yea i heard she’s a hoe and got pregnant by her cousin, Ali Bazzi and that’s why she moved here
Person 2: well I’m not surprised, she IS one of the Lebanese hoes.

by MyNameIsBlank!! January 16, 2019

hoes

Guys that are just waiting for you to be single
Guys that follow you around that you don't like that you know like you

When she saw three nerds following her friends, she exclaimed "Ohh she's got them hoes!"

by Totally real name person... January 18, 2017

David Blane On Them Hoes

A shower of fake cash at a strip club.

The girls thought he made it rain on them. When they went to the store with the fake cash they found out he went David Blane on them hoes.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Hoeski

when u are witt a homeboy an u see a girl, that girl is called a hoeski

Person One: Look at that hoeski over there

Person Two: Were?

by Lil twin January 16, 2008

MMOs Before Hoes

Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.

Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?

Me: Isn't it free?

Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?

Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.

Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?

by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013

Timmy Hoes

the underage riff-raff that hang out at 24 hour Tim Horton`s locations during the late night/early morning hours of the weekend. They are usually drunk, stoned, high, or a combination of any of the above, high-school aged kids who dress like whores, hence, "Timmy Hoes". Usually order mass amounts of baked goods to suffice their munchies.

Friend 1: I saw Shanna Friday night at Timmy Hoes
Friend 2: Yeah, she`s such a Timmy Hoe!

by Anthubc2010-timmyhoes October 6, 2010