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hobnocker 

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker
"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

dezoc-honour

to shit oneself in a public place. Usually after copious amounts of liquor.
The underwear tend to be filled with a slurry of poo-poo and vomit, which occurs when the person reaches the toilet too late, drops their pants, proceeds to pass out on the throne, waking only to hurl into their own undergarments.
There was a vile pestilence originating from the toilet, we were aghast at what we saw on opening the door, he had dezoc-honoured himself. It was on the toilet bowl, on his legs, on his shirt and amazingly there was some on his shoulder!!!
dezoc-honour by TheWhackyDentist August 10, 2007

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much
(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

Rylen and Harnoor 

something of extremely poor quality. a very wicked or cruel person. and his nick name is manour r having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
rylen and harnoor dgedsdhburwqewfqqfffffffffffffffff
Rylen and Harnoor by harnoor shato February 14, 2020

Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month

Scarlett’s honorary pride month because she is so cool and gay! also she needs a reason to make pride month jokes
Omg it’s Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month!

honorary boyfriend 

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A polite and gender-specific way to say fuck buddy (a term which can apply to male and female alike), both meaning a fairly regular sexual partner of whom no particular social commitment or romantic allegiance is expected. Very similar to "friend with benefits" except that if absoutely necessary the guy can be referred to as a "boyfriend" which, strictly speaking, isn't a lie.

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Abercrombie? Oh, he's an honorary boyfriend at most. He gets nookie but I don't have to take him shopping. So far so good for us both."

"Am I still looking for a "regular" boyfriend? Sure, but for now Dolph keeps me satisfied sexually, so I know horniness is not going to interfere with my judgment choosing a real boyfriend."