holy roint 

(n.) A joint rolled out of a page from the bible. Also known as a holy roller.

Dude get your grandma's bible and lets blaze the holy roint.

holy roint by Jerry Kurl November 9, 2006

holy jessica 

sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.

"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"

holy jessica by holy jessica November 5, 2007

Holy Taco 

1. And excellent website with babes, jokes, videos, and lol pics.

2. An interjection not listed in the English books. It makes the sentence stand out better, and leaves subjects that hear it with the "what the fuck/wtf?!" feeling. See holy flaming tennis balls batman for another great interjection. It is commonly subsituted for Wow! or Oh my god! or Holy Shit!

1. www.holytaco.com

2.

Guy 1: Wow! That house is on fire!
Guy 2: HOLY TACO! THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Guy 1: What the hell?!

Holy Taco by Batman The Freaggin Great June 13, 2009

Holy Invoker 

(n.) The inexorable hand of Fate. Founder and leader of a popular Runescape clan named "Titans Revolution."

Holy Invoker is one who invokes feelings of holiness and pervertedness.

Holy Invoker by Joyfulnoob August 22, 2009

Holy frijole

1) An exclamation of amazement. See also holy cow and holy moly.

2) Beans that are so good they have achieved sainthood.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars!
David: Holy frijole! That's a lot of money!

2)
David: These beans are really good.
Elizabeth: These beans aren't just good, they're holy frijoles!

Holy frijole by MED August 19, 2004

holy demented shit 

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

holy demented shit by Nicole February 19, 2004

Holy Doodle 

An expression relating extreme surprise, used primarily by middle-aged Asian women.

Holy Doodle! That's a big fish!

Holy Doodle by MrDB October 13, 2010