Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.
Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.
Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.
Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.
by slipD May 16, 2011
Get the Wiki Hawkmug. The infamous Gro-Hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of "Gross Mohawk". It occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a Mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
Dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a Gro-Hawk out of his even-cut hair. He does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they passed him.
Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?
Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!
Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?
Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!
Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
by TGQ July 17, 2009
Get the Gro-Hawkmug. by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009
Get the Banana Hawkmug. I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.
by Anal salad May 7, 2019
Get the Evan Hawkmug. The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017
Get the The Stephen Hawkingmug. A type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.
Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.
Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.
Dude 1- "Bro, Chuck totally sold out- he's working for the man now"
Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"
Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"
by VonWeismann January 18, 2011
Get the Pro Hawkmug. is someone who is going from place to place in search of getting high for free and smoking up everyones meth (foils)
by labbers November 10, 2009
Get the Foil Hawkmug.