Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service

Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.

by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009

handsome smile

(noun/verb) A facial expression that involves raising one corner of the mouth higher than the other resulting in an imbalanced smile; may be accompanied with an eyebrow raise.
(origin) Many women noticed that men trying to be handsome would smile in this manner, particularly when trying to swoon a lady.

Ex. 1: Check out my handsome smile!
*subtly raises corner of mouth*

Ex. 2: Let's handsome smile for this picture.
*all subtly raise corner of mouths*

by usbmuffintop April 25, 2016

Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

Harrap Hands

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands

That guiy has Harrap Hands

by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.

"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"

by Partyjamo November 1, 2011

Redneck Handshake

Grabbing a woman's crotch in a handshake motion as a greeting.

We were making out in his pick up truck when he gave me a redneck handshake.

by Irj0e September 27, 2014