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Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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pistol-handing

when a girl leans over to her side and launches her cum via her fingers.
"not that many people use pistol-handing"
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Sand handitizer

This type of sand if poured on fabric, a living organism, or pretty much any household item/furniture will immediately make a hand pop out from the object that it was poured on.
He poured the sand handitizer on his workbench, so he could gain an extra helping hand.
by Sand handitizer January 13, 2021
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Pilankada Handiya

Pakayo inna handiyak
Oya handiya nikn pilankada handiya wage
by Nonsoskdmdmwms November 23, 2021
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