A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.
by icyhot123 October 28, 2013
Get the hobo pizza mug.a scale that ranks the smelliness of a flatulate. the scale represents how many hobos, or flatulates, of that magnitude it would take to clear a 10 story building.
Scale Rankings
1-2 - a fart so nasty it liquifies a person's clothing and immediate surroundings. Immediate evacuation is needed
3-4 - a rank given to a fart with the ability of making those in close proximity vomit uncontrollably
5-6 - a mid scale fart that will generally make people clear a certain area, but not necessarily make them vomit
7+ - regular farts, usually people will comment and stop eating food, however they will not need to make an effort to evacuate the immediate area.
Scale Rankings
1-2 - a fart so nasty it liquifies a person's clothing and immediate surroundings. Immediate evacuation is needed
3-4 - a rank given to a fart with the ability of making those in close proximity vomit uncontrollably
5-6 - a mid scale fart that will generally make people clear a certain area, but not necessarily make them vomit
7+ - regular farts, usually people will comment and stop eating food, however they will not need to make an effort to evacuate the immediate area.
Example 1 -
Ricky: "Dude what happened to your clothes"
Bobby: "I accomplished my life long goal man, I released a flatulate with a hobo power of 1"
Example 2 -
Bersell: "Dude it smells like a dead animal in your house"
Foster: "That's because PK set free a hobo in there"
Bersell: "Damn, that musta been at least a hobo power of 4"
Ricky: "Dude what happened to your clothes"
Bobby: "I accomplished my life long goal man, I released a flatulate with a hobo power of 1"
Example 2 -
Bersell: "Dude it smells like a dead animal in your house"
Foster: "That's because PK set free a hobo in there"
Bersell: "Damn, that musta been at least a hobo power of 4"
by Hobolicious October 17, 2006
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The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by UmmmThatGuy February 26, 2011
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Sweeney: Oh, it's just a hobo hamburger. mwah mwah mwah.
Ralph: Oh, i get it. A joke.
Sweeney: Die motherfucker!!!!!!!!1111
(ralph lies dead on floor)
Sweeney: Oh, it's just a hobo hamburger. mwah mwah mwah.
Ralph: Oh, i get it. A joke.
Sweeney: Die motherfucker!!!!!!!!1111
(ralph lies dead on floor)
by tweeney sodd March 19, 2011
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