Hipster

non prescription glasses
button up shirts with no where important to be

no socks with vans
huge faggot

Heres a good example

Dude, you're the definiton of hipster...

- Dude there is nothing hipster about me...
You're wearing a button up shirt and you're going to get fast food....

- Damn i guess I am pretty hipster

by alecissohipster August 29, 2013

Hipster

A douchebag that wears a scarf, knit cap, sweatshirt and Converse sneakers. Can often be found at a nearby Starbucks or weed store. CAUTION: HIPSTERS ARE AN EXTREME BIOHAZARD, DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO SHOWER AND STOP SMOKING WEED. KILL ON SIGHT.

Adam: Dude, what is that smell?!?!
Jake: Some hipster's weed stank ..let's get out of here.

by [Insert Name Here] August 11, 2014

Hipster

1:White girl who wears crop tops and highwaisted shorts & high top converses. Frappucinos from Starbucks to them are equivalent to drugs.Everything British is "ace"(like the Brits say)To be hipster,you have to use Tumblr,but mostly post WeHeartIt pictures. Hipsters have to have watched mean girls at least 5 times. Their favorite shows are either Keeping Up with the K'dashians or Pretty Little Liars.To be hipster,you have to own a white iPhone5. Their hearts belong to someone from 1D, 5SOS, Bieber or some YouTuber.All their instagram usernames have to be something like: its(yournamehere) or xo(yournamehere)xo etc

2:A closed up person,but still humorous.They wear anything they feel comfortable in,but mostly skinny jeans or something with floral prints(and if you're a guy,just prints)They enjoy Sunday mornings with banana and raspberry pancakes with maple syrup,sunlight in the pictures they take,compliments. These hipsters are a community when they're on Tumblr,and their themes tend to range from Indie to Tropical to Simple.They love poetry and especially love reading deep books in three quarter empty cafes they find.Music they listen to are things like Of Monsters & Men,ArcticMonkeys,2 Door Cinema Club etc You'd also find loads of them at Coachella or Lanewayfestivals.They hate boybands but adore bands that are made up of several boys Once in a while,they enjoy house music.Hipsters tend to be hot if they're men,if they're girls,they're beautiful.

defintion one:

person 1: *instagrams a picture of the latest frap she just bought*
person 2: omg you are such a hipster, drinking Starbucks' fraps and all

definition two:

person 1: what is life *listens to indie music*
person 2: *whispers to person 3* I think he's a hipster

by flutterguy sunshine June 16, 2014

hipster

People of the Millenials generation who believe they are artistic in appearance, have artistic abilities, and think they are photographers because they can add a filter to a photo. They enjoy smoking cigarettes, weed, popping molli, and doing drugs that are just random combinations of letters and numbers. Really they are a culture of people stuck somewhere between gay and straight. Fuck defining this, theyre a bunch of faggots.

Frank: Yo, did you see Rando got a new guitar?
Jim: Its not new, he got it at a thrift shop and it's warped and out of tune.
Frank: Yeah It has character and an iconic sound
Jim: I literally sounds like a baby crying.
Frank: Nah man, it fits his image
Jim: Of what? Looking like a homeless person?
Frank: You just don't get it, Rando's a hipster.
Jim: No, Rando is a cheap fuck
Frank: Ur a conformist man, hand me my fedora, I'm gonna go get high and take pictures of Rando and his new guitar
Jim: Fuck man, I need new friends

by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014

hipster

Tend to be boring, arrogant twats that like to move en-mass into rough inner-city areas such as Hackney and Brixton (in London), where the local shops start to sell gluten-free, lactose-free premium branded organic goods that the rest of the local population can't afford to buy. Once settled they will take over the local pub which will then start to sell trendy beers and eventually this too becomes out-of-bounds for the original regulars. The local 'offie' gets an upgrade and becomes a 'bottle shop, selling expensive poncy wines, and the local greasy spoon gets a makeover and calls itself the 'Well St Kitchen' Businesses fail and change hands quickly "The Art cafe" becomes "The Wash", and then "Josh and The Dane", finally "hirsinger and strauss" in the space of 12 months. Often seen out jogging or riding their bicycles with attached double buggy, complete with red pennant and 'children on board'. Although they exude a sense of superiority, you know that most of them claim benefits and have moved into the newly build housing association flats over the road.

"Thank the lord for our new neighbours! They've pulled the community together - we all have something in common now - our dislike of Hipsters!"

by Old E9 June 17, 2016

Hipster

Hipsters are supposed to be people who don't care what others think of them, nowadays, it means you wear crop tops and high waisted shorts. Look, the shorts are like three millionths of an inch away from you wearing nothing. So, what I'm trying to say is that to be a hipster, be yourself, you don't have to wear whats 'in' or 'cool or 'cute'. Wear what you want to wear, if being yourself means jeans and an old comfy t-shirt, then there you go, you're you. Maybe being you is wearing a crop top and high waisted shorts. So what if the popular kids at school wear it, if you like the style, go ahead, but if you just wear it to fit in, don't, different is just different, you shouldn't care if they think what your wearing is 'weird', or, 'boring', it's you. I like wearing sweaters and hoodies, so at school I started a trend, and trust me, by all means, I am NOT popular, but anyways, all the people in my grade, even the 'popular' girls, who, out of school wear crop tops and what not, started wearing a hoodie over their uniform, and now they've started rolling their skirts so they're like three inches away from not having a skirt, and a tooooooon of people started rolling them, but they end up pulling it down, I don't have any of the schools skirts, I happen to wear shorts, and that's me, it might not be flattering, or cute, but it's me, and I don't care what they think about what I wear, it's me. So next time someone starts a new trend, be yourself. Maybe you'll start one too.

Popular girl: Oh my god, her outfit is, like, gross, who even wears that?

Non-popular girl: Whatever.

Popular girl: Ew your outfit is gross. You should go to American Apparel and get their new (whatevers in style)

girl: Well, your right, I mean, it's comfy, but who cares, crops tops are bae!!!

Who do you think is the hipster? Who is being themself?

by Skyfallingfangirl January 17, 2015

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl December 27, 2015