Half Mother

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)

Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.

by Alchemic Dragon September 16, 2010

Half a sandwich

This is an urban legend at a high school in New Jersey. Supposedly, one boy, a freshman, was smoking pot, and did not have any money for his "pot food." Meanwhile, another boy, a sophomore, had a sandwich and ate half. He was no longer hungry. So desperate, the freshman asks the sophomore, "Hey, could I have half the sandwich?" Both high out of their minds, the sophomore replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick first." As the rumor has it, the freshman did go ahead with the task, to achieve his craving of hunger, half the sandwich.

What would you do for Half a sandwich ?
Umm, idk run a mile?
How about SMD!

by 1/2asandwichman69smd June 11, 2011

Half a man

Half of a 100$ bill

Brother: sister said she need some money
Father: how much does she need?
Brother:half a man (half of a 100$)

by Yhunng gumby May 7, 2017

whore and a half

(n.)
the sluttiest thing you can every be
you really have to do a lot to be a whore and a half
no one likes you and your a trashy stank whore..and a half

i ran into this WHORE AND A HALF at teh mall and she was all up on my boy

by niles austin January 10, 2009

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004

half a raja

A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.

I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja

by Paddymac August 31, 2006

bitch-and-a-half

a bitch, in "rare" form.

when Alicia kicked me in the testicles because I called her "fat."

you see a regular bitch would have just called me a "faggot" but being a "bitch-and-a-half" she opted to save her voice, and simply attack my manhood.

by Andrew Banta November 5, 2005