Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.

"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"

by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025

Goobs

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.

Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color

by JimmyLola February 4, 2026

Goatshimo

The Goat of Jujutsu kaisen who gets flamed for no reason at all despite going against the strongest in the verse and almost killing a jackpot Hakari multiple times.

Bum: The waffled one

Goatshimo: Fuck Yuta

by Rowlsey March 5, 2026

window goods

articles that are offered to be sold at a reduced price because they look a bit shoddy due to them being on display in a showcase for a long period of time. Also called window samples and floor samples.

We bought some window goods yesterday because they were relatively cheaper.

by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

by tgoli September 28, 2018

Bad goods

bad goods - when you know it's fucked up, but you like it.

Darnell Fineday shit I made urban dictionary 😂😂

Damn bruh that bitch right there she bad goods ..

by Big homie Dee 306 June 18, 2019