by a goat that stans girl groups April 7, 2021
Get the gogobebe mug.When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out
Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"
Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."
Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"
Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."
Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"
by ZCDMJPIC June 18, 2010
Get the Beer Goggles Prank mug.After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.
Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
by Kara December 31, 2003
Get the penn goggles mug.The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.
June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles
by Call me Mr. Big March 18, 2009
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Get the gogo boy mug.When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.
Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.
by baby bZ April 27, 2008
Get the sober goggles mug.People who stay in the gogos every weekend and on weekdays too. The ringtones on there phones are gogo. Their myspace music is gogo. They been tagged in a whole rack of picture booth photos. They know niggas in almost every band.
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