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Garfsquab

The feeling of being extremely full or having eaten too much.
I ate so much soup at that restaurant earlier, now I’m garfsquab.
by Basil newmalani September 1, 2023
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Garf

eggs garf
by chris netheraton August 8, 2024
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Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.
Love when women wear those Garfields
by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024
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Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.
Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.
by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024
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Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
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Garflangooniun

Garflangoonium is Element Number 120 on the Periodic Table, also used in slang to express something crazy.
Baller: garflangooniun

synth: gar
by SynthJZ January 5, 2024
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garflangoonium

garflangoonium is the 120th element in the periodic table
neb: GARFLANGOONIUM BRO

synf: gar
by SynthJZ January 5, 2024
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