German run

A phenomenon that has been observed at the Maastricht University in the Netherlands. Students in their exam weeks, mostly from Germany, line up before 8:30 in the morning in front of the inner-city library to get the best seats in the library.

Guy: Tomorrow, I will participate in the German run and be at the library at 8:30am, trust me!
Friend: You're so German
Guy: Heil Hitler

by WolfgangfromGermany October 8, 2017

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016