german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.
Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!
by Blank user5000 December 27, 2015
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Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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german dip

The act of cupping your hand around a ballsack and playing with it
We German dipped him so hard he died
by PuSSySlAyER693000 March 25, 2016
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German RevPAR

A unique hospitality pornorgraphy so specific in taste it only appeals to gentlemen in that specific field to quench their thirst after a tedious day with ADP.
Mr. Germanman fed the chickens to some high quality German RevpAR
by Senor Montrose September 15, 2023
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German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)
Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!
by ImGerman December 22, 2019
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German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex
Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.
by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020
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German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.
Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall
by Bigsops April 02, 2022
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