Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

u.s.s. gravy

a fictional ship that travel around the world to different places to pour seasoned gravies to anyone who desires it. hahaha!

as the natives stand on the shoreline,they can see the u.s.s. gravy pull into there port to bring them the most tasteful gravies of the world.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 14, 2013

gravy train

A train literally made of gravy.

Person one: Why is there gravy all over this platform?

Person two: Could have been a gravy train.

by Pak_1 August 26, 2005

pass the gravy

Sweet, awesome...a phrase used to express the greatness of a situation

Hey, man...pass the gravy!

by none September 26, 2003

Gravy Smackin Lips

The action of the large lips of black people who eat greasy food (such as fried chicken). This action, coupled with bad eating manners tends to make grease drops and crumbs of food "fly" off of the lips and spray all over other people during conversation that should not be taking place with a mouthful of fried chicken.

Otis- "Yo Jahn, gimme mo'of dat fine tasty chicken over yonder!"

Jahn- "I aint gettin you no' mo' damn chicken, fool! You sprayin me down wit yo' gravy smackin lips so much I looks like a glazed donut!!"

by Miriam6 April 24, 2009

groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)

I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Grits and Gravy

Sex act best executed during a drunken one night stand where a man fucks a person doggystyle and at the point of climax, pulls out and cums (man gravy) on the persons back and then sticks his finger down his throat and and pukes (blowing grits) all over the person. Bonus points are awarded if the recipient also pukes as a result of the act.

"I brought this slut home last night and jizzed and puked all over her! I gave her the ol' grits and gravy!"

by Gatorfan October 18, 2008