grape fairy

You silly old bitch

OMG Bertie you grape fairy

by Magic magiclecristmas December 25, 2017

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

Grape

Felicity.

Felicity, you are a grape.

by Alo The Non-Grape October 21, 2016

grapefruit

D cup bra size

Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock

by Bigdickylewis November 2, 2003

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 31, 2011

Grapeshot

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

Graedyn

A person who is sarcastic and really hot. Likes dank memes and dabs unironically.

Woah, that guy is such a Graedyn

by DivvyGhost November 13, 2018