fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

by Awob603 March 11, 2010

fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007

French Broomstick

When three men engage in anal sex together simultaneously, the one furthest back uses a dildo on himself (of no less than 12''), and the man in the middle performs the reach around on the man in front. This gives the illusion of all three men being penetrated at once by one 'broomstick', which they would appear to be riding in their bent-over position.

"Yesterday, I watched a video on the internet of the Jonas Brothers running a French Broomstick together before a concert."

by Dr. Manhattan's blue pendulum March 14, 2009

Fencey

A durogatory name for a dog. Derived from the word Lucifer. Fencey's are small independent, stubborn lap dogs with a tendencey towards biting hands or fingers. . . .Especially when tired.

Fencey's are responsible for 73% of the wrong doings in the world.

Person 1: That's the meanest dog I've ever seen. What is that thing?

Person 2: That's a fencey.

by The Dog Whisperer January 29, 2008

fenced

to be drunk or high, but only talking about it in the past

"last night i was soo fenced!"

by tlor July 15, 2009

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014