Fenceposting

A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.

"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."

by Trollzella August 24, 2011

foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

Jump the Fence

When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.

"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"

by vishnook December 19, 2012

on fonèm

Sum u use instead of the n word

Bruh I swear this kids on fonèm

Or
On fonèm this kids sped

by Fonèm dé œn May 24, 2019

Foncee

Modernized term for depression.

“I diagnose you with crippling Foncee.”

by Nephu November 24, 2021

fondency

to have a certain liking of something, if you are fond of it.

I have a particular fondency for good colleges, so i promptly REJECTED utd's application and it was put in teh garbage.

by thomas1 July 31, 2008

fencehanger

A bisexual person; a person that is physically attracted to both sexes.

I gotta tell you all right now that I'm a fencehanger and I love both girls and dudes! :D

by JasperM. March 2, 2008