avery foster

hes a player. he only goes after blonde bitches but its okay because im a blonde bitch. but he doesn’t want me anymore. hes super athletic but is kinda ugly, he also got a buzz cut and i looks horrid. he thinks hes the shit but hes really not. hes a cum swallowing cunt and doesn’t know how to admit it, so i did for him. he will get no where in life because he focuses on girls more then life.

P.S. i love you avery❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥

“avery foster is a fat ass player”

by his favorite ex June 17, 2023

Daddy faster

Touch grass you bunghole

FUCK ME DADDY FASTER UWU

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023

Daniel Foster

Daniel foster was a member of the critically acclaimed Dryden Quartet, he was also ginger in his younger years and had to take a dinghy to reach his current abode from his birthplace. He is a fairly dodgy guy playing weird games and joining weird discord servers. he is also a part time gmod server moderator

Look a ginger! he looks like a young Daniel Foster

by JustDicedKiwi August 7, 2023

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

liam foster

"Slang for a horrible business owner. Someone who is not qualified for their job and should be fired immediately."

"Todd Bowles is a real Liam Foster."

by Uilttl August 17, 2023

Catholic Foster Homes

So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...

Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Fwantic Forster

What a Top Lad Ewic becomes when he loses his Alcatel every three weeks. He is so desperate not to lose touch with his latest hot young guy in nice blue jeans that he phones virtual strangers ten times a day to beg for his number.

Top Lad Ewic's wegular twansformations into Fwantic Forster are incwedibly hilawious.

by Apartfromthat October 12, 2023