Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

Florank

A combination of Florentine and Frank
Flo from Florentine and Rank from Frank
Frank and Florentine are two lovers who love and cherish each other

They have many mutual friends; Çhàñçé Mamanyonnoh Kris

Çhàñçé: Where are Florank?
Mamanyonnoh: They went went surfing on the beach for their fourth monthsery

by Love me now June 27, 2018

Floral Shoppe

The most emblematic vaporwave album made by Macintosh Plus (aka Vektroid). It was released in 2011. Actually the second song (Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing) was memed to death.

Person 1: I'm gonna play Floral Shoppe
Person 2: Oh that album is a e s t h e t i c

by a e s t h e t i c u s e r March 15, 2019

Floriane

To fall in love with a fictional character.

Person A : oh god i am SO in love with Peter Parker.
Person B: shit, you Florianed.

by Peter Parker's wife June 10, 2019

Florid

Excessively intricate and lavishly beautiful.

She was lost in an impromptu, florid dance while enchanting music filtered in from afar. Twirling in the sunbeams, leaping in the dust.

by SOUSAGOOSE June 14, 2019

Florida date

Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.

Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.

by cvan2797 April 22, 2019