Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows December 27, 2008

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water

john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Flitty

An adjective used to describe someone as the combination of the words flighty and flakey.
(can also be used in verb form, "to flit")

That girl is so flitty, always loud and scrambling about, flitting from one thing to the next.

by Mars010 July 1, 2017

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

Dirty Float

The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.

The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.

E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.

by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008

Floating Jackson

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.

Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL

by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008

floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011