(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
Get the Flying Toaster mug.A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
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A fling dating site that lets you find local singles who want to have fun. This local hook up site covers all major cities across the USA and is free to use.
by ChatTime July 11, 2016
Get the Flingster mug.The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!
by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017
Get the Flying Pigeon mug.You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.
by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019
Get the Flonge mug.Kim Seokjin aka Jin from BTS is known as the Flying Kiss Guy because of his habit to show his love for ARMY through this gesture. it consists in putting his hand quickly at his mouth and sending the kiss immediatly.
Namjon: How do you feel when you hear you are good-looking?
BTS: You are good-looking ! (to Jin)
Jin: I love you. *sends a flying kiss*
BTS: You are good-looking ! (to Jin)
Jin: I love you. *sends a flying kiss*
by pumasyk October 5, 2019
Get the flying kiss mug.When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'
Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009
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