Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows December 27, 2008

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water

john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

Dirty Float

The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.

The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.

E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.

by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008

flobagob

What to say when you really dont know what to say.
Common when drunk

"He's he's a a flobagob so yeah"

by twisted March 19, 2005

Floating Jackson

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.

Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL

by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008