shmorkey's definitions

blow off

British slang for farting.which is far different from the American meaning: to ignore, avoid, dumping of a girlfriend or boyfriend

that old man over there looks like he is about to blow off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

bap

woman's breasts. this is a British slang word. Baps are also small bread rolls.

look at those massive baps!

by shmorkey August 18, 2007