Definitions by shmorkey

bap 

woman's breasts. this is a British slang word. Baps are also small bread rolls.

look at those massive baps!

bap by shmorkey August 18, 2007

blow off 

British slang for farting.which is far different from the American meaning: to ignore, avoid, dumping of a girlfriend or boyfriend

that old man over there looks like he is about to blow off.

blow off by shmorkey August 18, 2007

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

ten inch floater by shmorkey August 18, 2007