Flacts

Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact

"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"

by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020

fletcher

A grade A cunt who's short and aggressive but a good friend 90% of the time, be weary of him

Fletcher really had my back by defending me against those rumors even tho he started the rumors

by Your blood brother March 7, 2020

Flecho

When someone do or say something stupid or silly.

It's simply when someone do things whithout dense like the no context things

-See what this pirobo are doing, this man it's too flecho

-I saw a ñera's publication in Facebook that talks about "El escape de los prisioneros en la modelo" , she support the prisoners, she is so flecha

by AntiParacos69 March 24, 2020

fletcha

the hard, crusty ring of dried ketchup that's around the opening of a ketchup bottle.

Oh yuck, I just poured some fletcha on my burger.

by eye tunes April 24, 2020

'ffect

When you're not sure whether to use "affect" or "effect," so you just put an apostrophe in place of the first letter. Somewhat like a blank in Scrabble.

This cold weather in May will really 'ffect crops this year.

by Licensed_Nerd May 9, 2020

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

Fletch

Your lucky to find a guy with this name so if your searching this up you probaly are a fletch. Your so horny and always think about having sex. He’s nice after you get to know him but in the begging he’s an asshole. He has a fake Afro but dw he has a big dick but it’s thin. You love fletcher but you also hate him.

“Your a fletch”
“Damn look at fletch”

by Golf ball wire June 7, 2020