Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020
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Get the Zak Faux mug.Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
Get the faux jack mug.Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.
Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".
Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?
Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.
Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?
Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.
by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013
Get the faux invigordisastpublation mug.A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.
Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.
by please-me-please January 2, 2012
Get the Faux-waiian mug.It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.
by Sizzilian November 24, 2011
Get the Faux Cawk mug.Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011
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