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Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)
Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”
by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020
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Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.
Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"
by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011
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Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
by asdf518 August 21, 2010
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[pop farts]

The "popping" sound your anus makes when farting usually found with high pressure, short farts.
Steve was embarassed at the party when he unsuspectingly let out a few pop farts
by MSchwark October 19, 2008
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fartscape

A landscape of stink, created from the expulsion of gas from the anus. Can be silent-but-deadly while on the move.
Every Wednesday, Ralph ends up leaving behind a dense fartscape wherever he goes.
by Trumpy Cat July 9, 2017
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Fartstipated

Constipated, but with farts.
My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.
by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020
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Farts cutely

Uwubaka
Discord person blabla~farts cutely~
by Rosethehoe April 7, 2021
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