freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

feelong

A feeling someone has had for a long time without a resolution in sight.

"Man, I've been so depressed lately. I think it's starting to turn into a feelong!"

by Megan and Chris. December 4, 2005

freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.

Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..

by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006

freeno

The act of playing the casino game keno for no money, thus neither winning (or losing) any cash while playing such a lousy game

While waiting for our breakfasts in the coffee shop at Binions, we played freeno to pass the time.

by amace020 March 9, 2009

Freedom Tray

An object of great power, exuding mucho mojo due to its Austin Powers-like kitschy geekiness. This item is highly sought after for its ability to bring great strength to bear on practically any situation, for its capacity to bring about either harmony or radical change, and for the enormous sexual energy either lost due to conquest by it or bestowed upon those lucky enough to conquer it. The Freedom Tray is all-powerful...

"I'm gonna ride on the Freedom Tray"

"Freedom Tray>>>Check Norris"

"Godzilla couldn't even destroy ALL of Tokyo, but the Freedom Tray can"

"I fucked the Freedom Tray"

"TD Freedom Tray!"

by F-Tray Juju February 1, 2010

freedom time

Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.

Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.

by Joe Tourney July 8, 2011

Freedom-Slovokia

Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.

Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:

Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!

by A Willer Star Student October 26, 2011