Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009

Excremental

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

Extremely Normal

A cult like body of people aware of the excessive changes that have taken place in recent times contributing to the "new normal" which is apparently extreme. Extremely normal followers are not scared of change and, in fact, embrace it

I can't belive all that crazy stuff has happened to you - it must be the new normal - Extremely normal

by Lurchie April 1, 2009

extrament

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

by flyingdog May 17, 2008

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

ignoramicus extremicus

Someone who is so stupid, foul, and uninformed they are practically their own species.

So, I met this guy at the club the other night, hot as hell but when he opened his mouth to speak I realized I had discovered ignoramicus extremicus.

by KatGirl May 1, 2006

Extremeawesomising

The act of being awesome on the interwebz:
Streaming, downloading, gaming, IMing, blogging, youtubing, tumblring, photoblipping and being epic on the interwebz usually ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Bryce: What are you up to?

Josie: Streaming TBBT, playing Minecraft, tumblring, watching smosh and talking to you.

Bryce: Ah, extremeawesomising again, huh?

by josiedalek October 17, 2011