exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

exaserbate

1) To piss off!
2) What Ivan occasionally does to Rob.

Ivan totally exaserbated me by correcting my spelling of exacerbate!!

by RobTheStud December 11, 2008

exausperation

to be mentally and physically frustrated and tired

After a long day of work im the effects of exausperation.

by kyle ranier January 12, 2009

Exame

Michelle Wilke and Faith Ramsey came up with back in 1980. Exact and Same. Exame

Those are the exame earrings I have!

by PapiBond February 20, 2009

Examlysis

X-am-leh-sis. An illness that occurs usually several days before a test or an exam of any kind. An examlysed person is crippled in a state of procastination and are unable to do anything that is slightly productive of any nature. Symptoms also include boredom, short panic attacks and ranting to the nearest person available.

Ben: Hey, dude, do you wanna go out to see a movie tonight?
Tony: I cant, man! I have an exam next thursday!
Ben: But you've been on the xbox all day.
Adam: Leave him, he's suffering from Examlysis right now.
Ben: Damn.

by pandora7891 October 18, 2008

exasturbate

1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.

2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.

1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."

2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.

by thewise June 11, 2013

exaccurate

(Adj) To be by all accounts exact and accurate, 100% spot on. Great word to use when expressing your correctness when in a discussion or disagreement

Trust me, its exaccurate

by luckygirlie April 19, 2014