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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
by ingleesh September 16, 2020
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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English Fucker

A person from the 70s UK who's into punk rock.
Look at that English Fucker's dress, ugh!
by 0bv1ouS January 6, 2021
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English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
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English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
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