Emaus

A last name for a family.

"Mrs. Emaus brought us to the water park! I wish you had come!"

by KoraxTwo November 11, 2025

Emaloya

The most beautiful woman in the world. So kind, loyal, funny, caring, honest. The best woman you could ever meet ever.

“Emaloya is a queen.”

“Emaloya is the most loyal girl on Earth.”

by L2goatedddddd November 20, 2025

Emaloya

A girl so beautiful she makes sunsets jealous. The definition of loyal, real, and effortlessly magnetic. When Emaloya walks into a room, attitudes fix themselves and bad vibes pack their bags. She’s the type of person who remembers the little things, hypes you up louder than your own mama, and still looks good doing absolutely nothing. Emaloya is the standard — sweet when she wants to be, savage when she needs to be, and always the prettiest in the room without even trying. If you know an Emaloya, consider yourself blessed; if you are Emaloya, the world’s already obsessed.

“Emaloya is the most loyal girl to exist.”
“The Queen, Emaloya.” 👀👀

by L2goatedddddd November 20, 2025

Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

dick email

An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks

Yo becky i got a dick email last night

by fishy licker September 8, 2016

lip emailing

when you type an email with your lips

i love lip emailing my emails

by arthurlover March 1, 2017