Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Kled gaming

“YEEEEHAWWW” - Eli

by kitdirt December 4, 2021

The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose

You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?

by Bentassasin September 26, 2022

Elie

The most handsome man of all time, he is as well renowned as having a penis of considerable length and circumference. Tall and muscular, his girlfriends can be counted on both hands; and his bisexual nature allows him to be of very good company to his friends during cold nights.

-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.

by Mourran November 22, 2021

Eli

Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)

YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)

by sigmamansigma February 6, 2024

Eli

If you meet someone named Eli he is the type of person who is funny at school but when he goes home and becomes very depressed and lonely.

i would rather be anyone other than eli

by the_lonley_one1 June 24, 2020

Eli

He is a very cute guy! He has the best personality and is sometimes shy too. If you like him you have to ask him out, because he won't. Actually don't because he has a girlfriend. hahahhaha!!!!! He is intelligent and very sporty too!

Girl: I think Eli is pretty hot!!!
Girl 2: don't ask him out because his girlfriend will get mad. His girlfriend is pretty sweet though

by kitten......purrrrrr April 29, 2019