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dirty eduardo

when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus
Man, I gave that fucker a dirty eduardo last night and this morning, he shit out his mouth!
by J.J. Brebre May 7, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.

And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.

Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.

The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
by Afroduck's Sidekick February 17, 2009
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Edward Norton

The Actor he looks like a different man from different angles. So if you call someone Edward Norton or Ed Norton you are saying they are one who looks different from many angles.
Steve: Hey Paul!
Paul: Yea Steve!
Steve: Your Edward Norton
Paul: Really?
Steve: Yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old....
by Fight Club BP March 11, 2011
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Edgar

old german and norse name, from ed: rich, lucky, and gar: a spear
Edgar Hoover (January 1, 1895 – May 2, 1972) was the first Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) of the United States
by grebtrah October 8, 2013
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edward cullen

considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen

person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
by krizzywlc December 23, 2008
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Edgar

A kid that loves football and wont hesitate to hang out with girls. He treats women with respect, and loves big booty, athletic girls, and girls with good personalities. If he is a relationship he will be loyal and give up his life for his loved ones if needed. Plus he is a tall latino with a monster cock.
Edgar loves girls and football and also 2K.
by that fgoejijgi443hhhhhhh October 11, 2017
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Edward Fourtyhands

A drinking game in which the player tapes a forty ounce to his hand and cannot remove it until he finishes it
hey look its edward fourtyhands
by drugsdelany May 27, 2009
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