Evolutionary Failure

Giant Panda

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure

by TheGeck September 20, 2021

evolutionisation

To evolve several times.

The evolutionisation of the dinosaurs from long ago recently became cooler.

by dzn1el June 18, 2022

Evolutionarily Challenged

1. When a person’s facial features resemble a neanderthal
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate

Why does bro look like a monkey
He must be evolutionarily challenged

by ShaanCC July 16, 2023

Evolutionary biologist

Your social Darwinist who believes people are clockwork automatons.

Hym "No I've never seen a evolutionary biologist who isn't completely full. Alexander Grace. They're just modern social Darwinists. Kill the all."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

evolutionary omnism

Evolutionary Omnism (Evo-Omnism) is a philosophical framework that integrates diverse belief systems, including science, language, mathematics, music, and all subjects, emphasizing the evolution of ideas and belief systems over time. It values personal growth, self-improvement, adaptability, and the understanding of multiple perspectives, advocating for a multi-faceted and context-dependent view of truth. Community and collective learning are fundamental to its practice, promoting respect and collaboration among individuals from various backgrounds.

Embracing Evolutionary Omnism allows individuals to appreciate the interconnectedness of all knowledge, fostering a deeper understanding of diverse perspectives and promoting continuous personal growth.

by Fred D. Ray August 17, 2024

Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"

John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:

by BlitzBerries April 15, 2024

Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.

Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism

by Abzugal January 30, 2026