Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

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Disney Channel Kid

Usually seen smoking crappy weed at a public pool, wearing a unicorn mask.

Look there goes that disney channel kid.... his name must be fred.

by Evilduck55 June 26, 2021

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disney wants their artist back

A compliment for someone’s art that says it’s really good, maybe even Disney level

I’m getting a phone call. Disney wants their artist back.

by EmberTheCat March 24, 2022

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Disney

Disney is the literal Parental Dictatorship I've been talking about.

Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"

Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."

Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."

Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."

Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."

Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

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