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Dillion

The number of dudes Diddy did
According to my calculations, if Diddy did diddle dudes, Diddy diddled over a Dillion dudes.
by GrayWolt September 29, 2024
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Delusional

I, Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila, am an under-aged girl of color, enslaved and colonized. My background is almost unimaginably under-priveleged. Despite this, I invented and perfected soul music as a composer, writer and vocalist. I invented and perfected vocal jazz. I invented rap on October 14 2024; when my restaurant got bombed by the emasculated, gay European faggot KKK, who have never worked a day in their worthless, miserable, unimaginably OVER-PRIVELEGED racist lives.

In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.

I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.

Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?

Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.

Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅ‡
Any schizo cracker who has never worked a day in his life, has no accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, no kids, no wife, no reason to even be kept with life who thinks that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila should be indefinitely enslaved is DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED TO AN EXTENT THAT IS MORE DISTURBING; INDICATIVE OF THE OVER-ALL SITUATION OF CAUCASIAN PROVELEGE IN INDIA THAB HUMOUS.
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
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Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
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Delusionaryethericapprehensia

Delusionaryethericapprehensia: a condition marked by delusionary and etheric apprehensions, suggesting a profound distortion in perceiving unreal and intangible threats
Sarah expressed concern for her friend Alex, mentioning his struggles with delusionaryethericapprehensia, a condition making it challenging for him to navigate daily life due to heightened anxiety over unreal threats.
by Coronamakesyoucoughalot December 7, 2023
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Delusional

Here Shaniya go being delusional again
by imtrash468 December 11, 2023
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Delusionize

The action of being delusional

If you know you know
"I feel like you're really delusional" Yea dude you really delusionize a lot
by @keepinupwit.ky December 31, 2023
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