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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
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the academy difference

Stupid shit done by your school, claimed by the school as necessary or a feature of the school.
John: So they assembled us in the auditorium and talked to us about sexting
Sam: That's the academy difference!
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Settle our differences

Let’s settle our differences and you can head to the disabled torrlet.
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The Dunham Difference

The Dunham difference is the difference special people give to Dunham. The DIFFERENCE is EVERYTHING!
Wow Jane, the Dunham difference is going to perform today on the stage
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Could be the difference

When you wish something could have happened.
Capone: let’s run it to the lake
Rudy: i can’t go
Moj: the lake could be the difference..
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