Temporary Depression

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together

Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice

by HWAHman October 1, 2019

roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through

after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression

by apple1029384756 February 10, 2018

depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

by angela larochelle October 12, 2017

Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

by lilkoii May 9, 2018

vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.

Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...

by joebobjoebobjoe November 26, 2011

Smiling depression

This is not mostly known among people...but this is when your suffering depression and hides it with a smile...the fake smile is like your audience mask and you take it off when your by yourself...this type of depression if more dangerous than other types because most type don't have the energy to actually do it...but when people have smiling depression they actually plan it out and we'll try it...

This girl can be smiling and laughing but behind her mask she can be suffering from smiling depression...she can be broken and crying out for help...but how do we know what's she's carrying?

Don't judge people by there smiles....the prettiest smile hides the deepest secret...the prettiest eyes had cried the most...the kindest hearts have felt the most pain...

by Twenty Øne llamas July 4, 2016

postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008