Cutting Crumbs

To perform a task that has no meaning or purpose to do

Friend 1: what are you doing?
Friend 2: balancing a clothing hanger’s tip on a nail
Friend 1: …you’re really cutting crumbs here, dude

by Your Everyday Plinko Board July 17, 2024

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hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

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poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping

She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃

by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025

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Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

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Crumb

A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.

by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024

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